Tweety: omg Hillary endorsed obama!!
Kay: she took her lumps and did what she needed to do to position herself for 2012
Tweety: what about teh scary women?? why won't they vote for john McCain??
Gregory: dood he's a man too
Tweety: yeah but he's sexier than Obama
Tweety: a pole came out that said Obama is only leading by 15 points -- he's gonna lose!!
Borger: he's fucked -- 80% of the country say we're on the wrong track
Tweety: those scary angry women!
Brooks: yes they are irrational but those little pretty haids will come to their senses
Tweety: Obama’s so cool
Tweety: he won so he has to supplicate himself to teh Hillary people
Gregory: like Bill
Tweety: ha!
Borger: they ran an inept campaign so Obama has to ask them for all their great ideas
Tweety: how many white women can he seize?
Kay: the supreme court!
Tweety: the war!
Tweety: Bill Clinton wants to remain the first black president
Gregory: he wants cash
Borger: is Bill Mandela or dirty laundry?
Kay: i hope you get psychiatric help someday chris matthews
Tweety: who are the hardest - women or blue collar dudes or oldsters??
Kay: Reagan dems
Brooks: independents
Matthews: ha! Obama and McCain are not baby boomers!
Tweety: omg Obama will choose a qualified veep in case he's killed!
Tweety: dan quayle told us george bush was an idiot
Borger: hey they did win
Tweety: so who does he choose
Borger: bentsen made dukakis look small
Gregory: he needs a good smart guy
Brooks: he needs to make a marriage with a handsome man like joe Biden
Matthews: Biden can carry catholics and pedantic dicks
Gregory: evan bayh has electric charisma and youthful vigor
Kay: are you all fucking kidding??
Tweety: Biden will carry the working class
Kay: Joe Biden??? what the fuck??
Tweety: doesn't he need a war monger??
Borger: he needs someone smart in foriegn affairs unlike Obama
Kay: he and john edwards get along
Tweety: but he's a lightweight
Brooks: it's all about governing he should choose Sam Nunn
Kay: have you ever once left the Beltway?
Brooks: i did once it was a horrible experience i was served a steak that was not medium-medium rare
Matthews: oh god no one suffers like we do
Tweety: sum up the week!
Kay: Bush was right about Zimbabwe it is a shitty place
Gregory: Hillary will not be on the ticket - he needs a war-talking guy
Borger: young voters this time will beat the shit out of older people
Brooks: Pelosi voted for FISA out of a favor to Obama
Tweety: do voters want change or national security - dems or GOP?
Kay: change
Borger: change
Gerogry: change
Brooks: change and to stay the same
Tweety: pick brooksie!
Brooks: why not change to create security?
Tweety: omg you just blew my mind
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Monday, June 09, 2008
MCCAIN TO APPOINT MAGIC 8 BALL AS ATTORNEY GENERAL
MCCAIN TO APPOINT MAGIC 8 BALL AS ATTORNEY GENERAL
"Would be first black AG, experts say"
MSNBC
From NBC/NJ's Carrie Dann
MIAMI, FL – The question of whether or not President Bush overstepped his constitutional power by authorizing warrantless checks of Americans' international communications after 9/11 is "ambiguous," McCain said yesterday. But, he added, he hopes not to dwell on the issue.
"It's ambiguous as to whether the president acted within his authority or not," McCain told reporters at a press conference in the Florida Everglades yesterday.
The question of presidential authority has been a hot topic in past weeks, as key surveillance legislation has been gummed up in Congress. A sticking point has been the question of whether telecommunications companies can be prosecuted retroactively for participating in the post-9/11 surveillance. McCain, who believes that they should not face such penalties, called for the quick passage of that legislation, saying of the wiretapping debate that "the whole issue can be resolved by passing the FISA bill."
"Would be first black AG, experts say"
MSNBC
From NBC/NJ's Carrie Dann
MIAMI, FL – The question of whether or not President Bush overstepped his constitutional power by authorizing warrantless checks of Americans' international communications after 9/11 is "ambiguous," McCain said yesterday. But, he added, he hopes not to dwell on the issue.
"It's ambiguous as to whether the president acted within his authority or not," McCain told reporters at a press conference in the Florida Everglades yesterday.
The question of presidential authority has been a hot topic in past weeks, as key surveillance legislation has been gummed up in Congress. A sticking point has been the question of whether telecommunications companies can be prosecuted retroactively for participating in the post-9/11 surveillance. McCain, who believes that they should not face such penalties, called for the quick passage of that legislation, saying of the wiretapping debate that "the whole issue can be resolved by passing the FISA bill."
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
OBAMA CONVERTS TO JUDAISM
June 4, 2008
Washington, D.C.
Associated Press
OBAMA CONVERTS TO JUDAISM
Sen. Barack Obama, the presumed Democratic nominee for President, surprised many in the audience during his address to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee(AIPAC) Policy Conference by announcing his immediate conversion to Judaism. At the end of his speech, in which he discussed the Iraq war, Iran, a future Palestinian state, and U.S.-Israeli relations, Obama told the listeners he was now a Jew. “Fulfilling a lifelong spiritual quest, which has brought me from the faith of my father and stepfather, to the Christianity of my grandparents and my wife, I have finally a home in the Hebrew faith,” Obama told the gathering of largely Jewish activists. “I look forward to sharing my faith with my Jewish brothers and sisters, and someday visiting the homeland of my people, Israel,” said Obama, to applause.
AIPAC member Alan Weisman, a Washington lawyer, was pleased. “I think it’s great. He will be the fist Jewish President, unless you count Abraham Lincoln,” he said. Others were more skeptical. Hannah Kotlowitz said, “I’m sorry, but no. The blood of Moses doesn’t flow through his veins.”
Obama said he will begin studying Hebrew this summer, in anticipation of a bar mitzvah after he becomes President. “I would like to introduce my new spiritual advisor, Rabbi Harold Meyerson, who I am assured has never said anything controversial in his whole life,” Obama told the gathering.
In a brief interview, Obama said he has always felt close the Jewish people. “My grandfather helped liberate Buchenwald, plus I’ve seen all of Woody Allen’s movies, as well as ‘Fiddler on the Roof’, ‘Yentl’, ‘An American Tale’, and ‘A Stranger Among Us’,” he said.
Experts said the move will help Obama politically. Rep. Steve Rothman, the only member of the New Jersey Congressional delegation to endorse Obama, said “I’m thrilled. This will really help voters in my district get a sense of who Obama really is - one of them.”
Pat Buchanan called the conversion “shrewd.” “It’s brilliant - although some will see it at expediency, it’s a clever tactical move that can only help him,” said Buchanan. Buchanan said that in fact, at one time he and William Safire had thought of approaching President Richard Nixon about converting to Judaism to help win the 1972 election, but “just as we were walking into the Oval Office to discuss it, he was telling Billy Graham about those ‘goddamm jews trying to bring me down,’ so we dropped the idea.” Tim Russert of NBC said the move makes sense. “This will help Obama with a key Democratic constituency he has problems with, Jewish voters. Plus, you know Sammy Davis Jr. was Jewish.”
Washington, D.C.
Associated Press
OBAMA CONVERTS TO JUDAISM
Sen. Barack Obama, the presumed Democratic nominee for President, surprised many in the audience during his address to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee(AIPAC) Policy Conference by announcing his immediate conversion to Judaism. At the end of his speech, in which he discussed the Iraq war, Iran, a future Palestinian state, and U.S.-Israeli relations, Obama told the listeners he was now a Jew. “Fulfilling a lifelong spiritual quest, which has brought me from the faith of my father and stepfather, to the Christianity of my grandparents and my wife, I have finally a home in the Hebrew faith,” Obama told the gathering of largely Jewish activists. “I look forward to sharing my faith with my Jewish brothers and sisters, and someday visiting the homeland of my people, Israel,” said Obama, to applause.
AIPAC member Alan Weisman, a Washington lawyer, was pleased. “I think it’s great. He will be the fist Jewish President, unless you count Abraham Lincoln,” he said. Others were more skeptical. Hannah Kotlowitz said, “I’m sorry, but no. The blood of Moses doesn’t flow through his veins.”
Obama said he will begin studying Hebrew this summer, in anticipation of a bar mitzvah after he becomes President. “I would like to introduce my new spiritual advisor, Rabbi Harold Meyerson, who I am assured has never said anything controversial in his whole life,” Obama told the gathering.
In a brief interview, Obama said he has always felt close the Jewish people. “My grandfather helped liberate Buchenwald, plus I’ve seen all of Woody Allen’s movies, as well as ‘Fiddler on the Roof’, ‘Yentl’, ‘An American Tale’, and ‘A Stranger Among Us’,” he said.
Experts said the move will help Obama politically. Rep. Steve Rothman, the only member of the New Jersey Congressional delegation to endorse Obama, said “I’m thrilled. This will really help voters in my district get a sense of who Obama really is - one of them.”
Pat Buchanan called the conversion “shrewd.” “It’s brilliant - although some will see it at expediency, it’s a clever tactical move that can only help him,” said Buchanan. Buchanan said that in fact, at one time he and William Safire had thought of approaching President Richard Nixon about converting to Judaism to help win the 1972 election, but “just as we were walking into the Oval Office to discuss it, he was telling Billy Graham about those ‘goddamm jews trying to bring me down,’ so we dropped the idea.” Tim Russert of NBC said the move makes sense. “This will help Obama with a key Democratic constituency he has problems with, Jewish voters. Plus, you know Sammy Davis Jr. was Jewish.”
Monday, June 02, 2008
WE ALREADY HAVE SANCTIONS AGAINST IRAN
The world should launch a divestment campaign against Iran to curb its nuclear ambitions and reduce potential threats to Israel's security, Republican U.S. presidential candidate John McCain said on Monday.
"We should privatize the sanctions against Iran by launching a worldwide divestment campaign," McCain told a meeting of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), comparing such a move to similar efforts that helped bring an end to apartheid in South Africa.
"As more people, businesses, pension funds and financial institutions across the world divest from companies doing business with Iran, the radical elite who run that country will become even more unpopular than they are already," he said.
McCain, it's called OFAC: here is their website.
Sunday, June 01, 2008
The Chris Matthews Show - June 1, 2008
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The Chris Matthews Show
June 1, 2008
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Chris: how does Obama win the idiot vote?
Cynthia: he has to tie McCain to Bush and helpfully the base keeps pushing McCain to swear fealty to nazis and assorted loonies
Fineman: independent morons are the real deciders but john kerry had a really big head and that put people off
Chris: Obama is losing independents!
Kelly: he's a military guy which means he will salute bush and then call him a shithead behind his back
Chris: who is more independent?
Kelly: McCain because he believes in global warming
Chris: so does Obama
Kelly: but to be independent you have to buck your party so Obama must condemn reality
Chris: Obama is not necessarily a regular person - let's face it that's one hell of a tan
Cynthia: Obama is now an elitist with a father from kenya
Chris: when is Obama going to visit Iraq and see what's really going on
Kelly: McCain hates Obama
Fineman: yes it's shocking Obama welched and McCain is a thin-skinned nutjob
Chris: who is a good person Obama or McCain?
Cynthia: normal people don't vote that way
Matthews: i do
Cynthia: as i was saying
Chris: ha!
Cynthia: who is the real american here - Admiral McCain or Obama the dirty muslim who hates the flag
Fineman: McCain is stuck in the briar patch
Chris: oh noes the tar baby
Stengel: no one knows McCain
Chris: i had a five year love affair with john McCain i know him pretty well
Chris: OMG McClellan was hapless!!
Kelly: ha but really he hated telling all those lies
Chris: what a sweetheart he is
Kelly: i just want to take him home and cuddle him and tell him it will be all right
Chris: me too
Matthews: Scottie says Bush lied!!
Kelly: McCain is planning on smiling manically for the rest of the campaign
Matthews:: they trash Scottie but they admit they lied and committed treason
Fineman: yes they floated the idea that Scottie is a dirty hippie who works for Atrios
Stengel: yes Atrios was right all along but he has an agenda - he is in league with the Truth Lobby
Cynthia Tucker: that's old news
Chris: McClellan says if Bush had known he would have killed so many people he would not have killed so many people
Kelly: Bush is wonderful
Stengel: like Reagan wow he is great
Chris: wrap up!
Kelly: McCain Unleashed!!!
Stengel: Obama must pay fealty to Israel so say the people in Israel
Tucker: georgia is in play for Obama
Chris: he must go to Tblisi!!
Fineman: Teddy Kennedy will unite the Clintons and Obama and heal this nation and usher in a new progressive age
Chris: i had a crush on Joe The Forgotten Kennedy
Fineman: he was handsome yes
Chris: will Clinton like Joan of Arc lead her army to help Obama
Stegnel: yes to help Brand Hillary
Tucker: only reluctantly
Fineman: the key is Bill they are his people after all
Chris: make him DNC chair
Fineman: yeah that's a good idea
The Chris Matthews Show
June 1, 2008
*************************************
Chris: how does Obama win the idiot vote?
Cynthia: he has to tie McCain to Bush and helpfully the base keeps pushing McCain to swear fealty to nazis and assorted loonies
Fineman: independent morons are the real deciders but john kerry had a really big head and that put people off
Chris: Obama is losing independents!
Kelly: he's a military guy which means he will salute bush and then call him a shithead behind his back
Chris: who is more independent?
Kelly: McCain because he believes in global warming
Chris: so does Obama
Kelly: but to be independent you have to buck your party so Obama must condemn reality
Chris: Obama is not necessarily a regular person - let's face it that's one hell of a tan
Cynthia: Obama is now an elitist with a father from kenya
Chris: when is Obama going to visit Iraq and see what's really going on
Kelly: McCain hates Obama
Fineman: yes it's shocking Obama welched and McCain is a thin-skinned nutjob
Chris: who is a good person Obama or McCain?
Cynthia: normal people don't vote that way
Matthews: i do
Cynthia: as i was saying
Chris: ha!
Cynthia: who is the real american here - Admiral McCain or Obama the dirty muslim who hates the flag
Fineman: McCain is stuck in the briar patch
Chris: oh noes the tar baby
Stengel: no one knows McCain
Chris: i had a five year love affair with john McCain i know him pretty well
Chris: OMG McClellan was hapless!!
Kelly: ha but really he hated telling all those lies
Chris: what a sweetheart he is
Kelly: i just want to take him home and cuddle him and tell him it will be all right
Chris: me too
Matthews: Scottie says Bush lied!!
Kelly: McCain is planning on smiling manically for the rest of the campaign
Matthews:: they trash Scottie but they admit they lied and committed treason
Fineman: yes they floated the idea that Scottie is a dirty hippie who works for Atrios
Stengel: yes Atrios was right all along but he has an agenda - he is in league with the Truth Lobby
Cynthia Tucker: that's old news
Chris: McClellan says if Bush had known he would have killed so many people he would not have killed so many people
Kelly: Bush is wonderful
Stengel: like Reagan wow he is great
Chris: wrap up!
Kelly: McCain Unleashed!!!
Stengel: Obama must pay fealty to Israel so say the people in Israel
Tucker: georgia is in play for Obama
Chris: he must go to Tblisi!!
Fineman: Teddy Kennedy will unite the Clintons and Obama and heal this nation and usher in a new progressive age
Chris: i had a crush on Joe The Forgotten Kennedy
Fineman: he was handsome yes
Chris: will Clinton like Joan of Arc lead her army to help Obama
Stegnel: yes to help Brand Hillary
Tucker: only reluctantly
Fineman: the key is Bill they are his people after all
Chris: make him DNC chair
Fineman: yeah that's a good idea
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