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Countdown with Keith Olbermanm
Friday, January 4, 2008
Guests:
Sen. John Edwards
Richard Wolffe
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* John Edwards *
Olbermann: hey a lot of voters turned out last night
Edwards: iowa rejected status quo and kicked hillary to the curb
Olbermann: ouch harsh dood
Edwards: there a 2 candidates who are for change and 2 with a 100 million bucks and there is me
Olbermann: which one r u
Edwards: i'm teh change guy but i'm a fighter and he's a philosopher
Olbermann: Obacrates?
Edwards: right
Olbermann: what about hillary
Edwards: she's yesterday even Obama is better than her
Olbermann: well he won
Edwards: yeah but you get it by fighting
Olbermann: rocky edwards?
Edwards: put up yur dukes
Olbermann: how come teh media sez you lost
Edwards: they're assholes
Olbermann: but not me dood
Edwards: no we need to speak for millions and win in NH
Olbermann: why did you beat blondie
Edwards: i'm real and hillary is just hungry to have a library bigger than bill's and everyone knows it
Olbermann: she can have a whole wing detailing Bill's affairs
Edwards: in the interest of academics
Olbermann: oh of course
* Richard Wolffe *
Olbermann: Obama did all right for himself last night for a state with a bunch of inbred farmers
Wolffe: how the fuck should i know i'm an inbred brit from Drury lane
Olbermann: take a guess dandy
Wolffe: hillary killed vince foster don't underestimate her
Olbermann: they may get vicious
Wolffe: it's tough to attack the young pretty black man
Olbermann: he is handsome
Wolffe: he makes me ooogly
Olbermann: Romney do or die?
Wolffe: he's like female Hillary Clinton
Olbermann: Rudy Guiliani?!
Wolffe: he doesn't like to go out in the daytime -- and that can be a real problem in Iowa and New Hampshire which don't have NYC's nightlife
Olbermann: night shift vote not enough
Wolffe: well there is the undead vote
Olbermann: it put Kennedy over the top
Wolffe: teh classics never die Keith
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