Obama: Hello. My name is Barack Obama. You killed the Gulf of Mexico. Prepare to die.
BP: Hi Mr. President. We'll try to pay for the clean up-
Obama: Hello!! My name is Barack Obama! You killed the Gulf of Mexico. Prepare to die!
BP: Naturally we'll meet our legal obligations-
Obama: Hello!! My name is Barack Obama!! You killed the Gulf of Mexico!! Prepare to die!!
BP: we'll try to make restitition to the people affected-
Obama: Hello!! My name is Barack Obama!! You killed the Gulf of Mexico!! Prepare to die!!
BP: Will please you stop saying that?!?
Obama: Offer me anything I want!
BP: yes billions, free oil, an apology, anything... just don't kill us!!
Obama: I want the Gulf Coast back you son-of-a-bitch!
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Funny!
Clever! I quoted this over on my blog because it was too funny not to share - hope you don't mind!
You're my hero.
Thank you for that and thanks to Spiffy for linking to here.
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