The Chris Matthews Show
November 9, 2008
Tweety: No Drama Obama! Oh noes!!
Obama: the road ahead is long and there are alot of bathroom breaks along the way
Tweety: can he he save my 401k?
Rather: he's bold but cautious - no highs or lows
Tucker: the Man canceled the fireworks cause he didn't want to make John McCain cry
Brooks: he's post-Boomer that's Audacious! But Cautious! He's Caudacious!
Tweety: ha I love it!
Bumiller: unlike Bush he read newspapers
Tweety: he is really is a socialist who will make people wait in line for a heart transplant
Rather: that's bad news for Dick Cheney
Rather: i expect him to govern from the center
Brooks: my opinion matters a great deal
Tweety: Ronald Reagan taught us you must get it all done early before you go senile
Brooks: he should no do anything at all
Tucker: bullshit you simpering fop
Brooks: Obama's people are nice and kind -- it's really weird
Bumiller: what planet are you on - Obama is mean
Brooks: no he isn't
Bumiller: ok you've convinced me
Rather: Obama is as optimistic as a frog on a Texas griddle
Tweety: what would you ask Bush?
Bumiller: why are you such a fuck up?
Rather: when are you leaving?
Tucker: nothing from Stupid
Brooks: Obama should ask to have sex with Laura
Tweety: where is the bowling alley?
Tweety: let me relive the ‘68 Convention also the battle of Lexington
Rather [ in 68] : take your hands off me pigs!
Tweety: that was awesome
Tweety: will the GOP love Obama
Brooks: McCain will help Obama depending on how long he lives
Tweety: only John McCain knows how pass legislation
Tweety: Will Obama offer him a cabinet postition?
Tweety: Rahm is bad
Rather: that's good
Tucker: he's jerk but he's Obama's jerk
Bumiller: moderate GOP hate Randy Schumerman
Rather: Rahm solves Obama's Jewish problem
Tweety: what else
Rather: Obama must decide where to dump Bill Richardson
Tucker: there were 80,000 undervotes in Georgia - that means people voted for President and then left
Tweety: What about Race Relations!?
Bumiller: blacks and whites gettin' along!
Rather: it's all horseshit
Tucker: they are teh cutest family ever - they will show an upper middle class black family
Tweety: i thought that was teh Cosbys
Brooks: the lesson of this campaign is that America is not a racist country
Tweety: whites secretly voted for Barack but couldn't tell anyone down at the knight of columbus hall - the Obama Effect