It's a good place to shop, by the way. I just spent some of my hard-earned money on Barney. I bought him a couple of toys to chew on -- but don't let him know until I get over there, because it's a surprise.
- George W. Bush
"BARK! BARK!""
"What's that, boy? Timmy fell down a well?
"Rrrrruff! Ruff! Ruff!"
"No? There's a fire in the barn?
"Grrrr! Grrrrr!"
"No? What is it boy?"
"WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!"
"What, American invaded a Middle Eastern country based on lies, thus trapping our soldiers in a quagmire and exacerbating problems of international terrorism?"
"ARF! ARF!"
"That's it! Good boy!"
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