Friday, January 20, 2006


Complete this sentence:

Osama Bin Laden, mass murderer of thousands, releases
a new tape.

Your first reaction is to __________________

(A) Condemn the soulless monster

(B) Curse him and mourn the many who died

(C) Pray that the U.S. will soon capture him

(D) Look for clues to the next attack

(E) Use the opportunity bin Laden
has given you to attack fellow Americans,
even though it means demeaning
the deaths of 3,000 people and
giving him what he wants.

Answer: If you’re a right wing nut -- (E)

“That's the basis for bin Laden's truce offer. He is
talking to America's far left and saying, "You know
what. We're on the same side. So why don't you work on
that hardhead George W. Bush?"

Bin Laden told us Thursday that our far left has been
working for him. It's their poll results he quotes.

Bin Laden told us that our secret wiretapping program
is something we should keep up. He's got people here
already and he's got more coming and they are planning
to blow us up.

In the War on Terror, a bin Laden tape is the far
left's worst nightmare because it reminds Americans
the war is real."

-- John Gibson, FOX News

“Osama bin Laden "sounds like an over the top Michael
Moore here, if not a Michael Moore."

-- Hardball host Chris Matthews

Thrilling to clips interposing statements by John
Kerry, Howard Dean, John Murtha, and Ted Kennedy with
Osama bin Laden.

--Joe Scarborough & Tucker Carlson


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